Tis the season for holiday events and celebrations! There’s no shortage of gatherings this time of year. That means extra time with family and friends, more giving, more fun, and a likelier chance of getting a DUI. Unfortunately, DUIs are always on the rise around the holidays, despite law enforcement’s best efforts to curb drinking and driving. It’s always important to pay attention to DUI laws, statistics, and checkpoint procedures throughout the holidays season. If the numbers aren’t enough to scare you into driving sober, these crazy stories of DUI don’ts might urge you to call a cab. Here’s a list of what NOT to do if you’re being pulled over for a DUI.

DUI Don’ts List:

Don’t Offer the Police Officer a Drink

It’s always recommended to be polite to a police officer who has pulled you over. However, if you’ve been pulled over on suspicion of drinking and driving, it’s always best not to offer the police officer a swig of whiskey. This actually happened in Tennessee to an officer who pulled over a 34-year-old woman who was swerving. She passed the bottle through the window and offered the officer her favorite spirit. While it was a kind gesture, never ever offer a police officer a drink.

Don’t Drive with One Eye Closed

Double vision is definitely a sign that it’s time to go home. That’s why it’s high on our list of DUI don’ts. A young 22-year-old driver in Connecticut was pulled over because an officer happened to see him driving while covering one eye. This motorist quickly divulged that it was an attempt to cure his double vision caused by drinking earlier in the evening.

Don’t Fall Asleep

Out of all the DUI don’ts, this one is the most confusing to motorists. Remember that you can still get a DUI even if you’re pulled over to the side of the road. As long as your keys are in the ignition and you’re in the driver’s seat, you can still be charged with a DUI. This came as a surprise to a San Fransisco man who wanted to sober up before he went home. He pulled onto the shoulder of the road, put the seat back, got comfy and fell asleep. Much to his surprise, an officer charged him with a DUI without even having to pull him over.

Don’t Drink and Drive Without Pants

We’ve all been caught in a moment when you run out the door and forget something. Your keys, phone, or sunglasses are high on the list of forgotten items. However, it’s always best to remember to wear pants despite the urgency of the errand. A man in Florida found it necessary to run out for another bottle of booze and forgot to put on a pair of slacks. If you’re driving recklessly enough, you will be arrested on the spot. If you’d prefer to have pants on at the police station when they bring you in, never leave the house without them.

Don’t Tease the Officer

It might seem absurd to have to put this on a DUI don’ts list, but it happens more often than you think. It’s always important to never, under any circumstances, tease an officer while under the influence. We might feel merry when speaking to an officer after a few cocktails, but it’s never a good time to make fun of an officer’s receding hairline while they’re attempting to give you a breathalyzer. A young woman in New York, unfortunately, found the looks of the arresting officer quite funny. She probably didn’t find it funny the next day after being charged with a DUI.

Don’t Drink and Ride Your Bike

It’s surprising to see how many people have faced DUI charges while riding a bike. In most states, you can still be arrested for riding a bike while intoxicated. Some will see this as a safer option, but it can be significantly more dangerous depending on the road and the circumstances. An Arizona man was riding his bike drunk straight down the middle of a busy boulevard in Phoenix one night and was shocked to see that he was still found guilty of a DUI.

For More Information

When it comes to this time of year, it’s always nice to reflect on everything that’s happened and celebrate with friends and family. In order to have a safe and happy holiday, it’s important to have a designated driver, use a ride-sharing app, or call a cab. There’s inevitably a variety of fun events to choose from, just remember to have a plan to get home safely.  If you are facing a DUI charge, it’s important to talk to a lawyer. It’s never recommended to handle a DUI on your own. A DUI lawyer can help you to understand your options. They can also tell you if your penalties and fines match the charges. Call a DUI lawyer today for more information.